This spread was inspired by the 2 of Pentacles from the Infinity Tarot, and the embarrassingly shitty birthday readings I gave a friend over the weekend.
I blame overindulgence in Chinese food, killer chocolate cake and Jurassic Park – in that order – for the total “duhhhhhh” I experienced when trying to read for her. Luckily she understands that we all have days where our third eye is caught napping, and it turned into a rather hilarious giggle-fest.
Shit readings have a way of sneaking up on you and unexpectedly delivering cold, hard truths, in my experience. Neither of us remember much of what we decided, but it basically came down to “there goes the last fuck I give and these are the fucking fucks who are responsible”!
If you are experiencing difficulties rationing your fucks, you might find this spread useful. I definitely give way too many fucks about way too many largely insignificant things – I’m cautiously looking forward to the results of my reading (up on Friday)!
“But Dee,” you cry, as you continue to give two shits about things that don’t matter, “how do I release myself from the vicious cycle of giving a fuck?”
Calm yo’ tits, I gotchu; my collection of reaction images is vast and (somewhat) meticulously categorised (can’t go giving too much of a fuck about that now, can I? Practise what you preach!) The following inspirational affirmations are provided for your meditational enjoyment.**
** Please remember to stretch and go slowly before embracing any new state of consciousness. I will not be held responsible for torn schemas, shattered behavioural models and ruptured paradigms.