I certainly did not design this spread for the sole purpose of using the word “ass” legitimately in a tarot reading. Nope, definitely not.
 This is you, jackass
 This is the dumb shit you’re neck deep in
 This is what got your fool-ass in this unsavoury position
 This is the most likely solution…
 … but this is what numb nuts (YOU) will probably do instead
 And this is the cosmic ass-whupping you can expect as a result
 Now if you’re ready to pull your head outta your ass, start here
I tried to do a sample reading – 3 TIMES – but I’m just too fuzzy. I suggest the Thoth for real good fun times!